How to Be the Most Outstanding Cop in the World

"Great stories. A feast of wisdom. La laughed my head off at the wind ups. Well written and almost made me want to join the police." - Amazon 5 star rating.


"Really enjoyed this book, the style in which it was written and the stories that made me laugh out loud. It's well worth a read!." - Amazon 5 star rating.


"This is Malky McEwan's best book yet. As funny and witty as his other two police books but also very clever. The story threads it way through an interview where Malky tells of the incidents that happened as a Police Inspector. Some of it is hilarious, some of it is eye-opening, but I also got that the author wasn't as bad a cop as he lets on. I like his style of writing, he builds up a story, and I ended up either learning something, laughing or both. There are no holds barred. It should be required reading for all police officers. If you want a cracking good laugh, this comes highly recommended." - Amazon reveiwer.


-What should you say if you get pulled over by the police?
-What is the best interview technique?
-What should put on your yearly appraisal if you want your career to go to another level?
-What is a 'Dunker'? and why you won't read this book if you are one.
-How did Detective Tony Maloney frustrate a lawyer?
-What interests the most boring cop in the world?
-What is the best way to deal with a false allegation of robbery?
-Why did Jakey shoot himself in the face (twice)?
-What happened to the nicest guy in the world (he may have been nice but he wasn't lucky)?
...and much more.


From the author of: -The really funny thing about being a COP "I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg."
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The really STUPID thing about being a SERGEANT "He's done it again!! Another great read, he just gets better. This proves the statement 'the polis really are human after all'"


"For me policing was like sex. I fumbled around for a bit, not really knowing what I was doing and I was never sure how long it would last - but, oh boy, it was fun!" Malky.


'Malky McEwan should be in every bookstore and at the top of every bestseller list.'